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Only a moron can sit and watch two football games, one after the other.

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No cable and I haven’t streamed sports in so long I don’t have any active links. I do have a good radio though. The CCrane. Believe the hype. Alternately you can just discuss the best and worst football movies. From North Dallas Forty to The Waterboy. Game now is Notre Dame vs. Clemson, then Oklahoma vs. Alabama.

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[Caretaker and Crewe are watching a prisoner go through his workout]

Caretaker: Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he’s been in here.

Crewe: Yeah, that karate’s some bad stuff.

Caretaker: Oh, that was before he learned karate.

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Pretty bird. Pretty bird.

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